Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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