Do you still have your period?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
