Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
