I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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