You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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