Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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