Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Someone came in the potted fern
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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