Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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