drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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