Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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