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Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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