did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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