I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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