People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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