alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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