I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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