Where are you?
In a non slutty way
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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