I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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