I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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