Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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