How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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