i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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