All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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