Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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