so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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