i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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