Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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