im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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