The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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