i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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