what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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