i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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