Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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