he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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