got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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