Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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