Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Everclear isn't food dammit
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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