I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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