ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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