You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
