We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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