If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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