So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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