Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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