I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
We left the knife in your bed.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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