Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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