nut hugger
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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