what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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