So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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