I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I don't think brook has ever known best
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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