Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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