have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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