I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I am one with the molecules
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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