On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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