Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
