He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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