You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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